15 dumbest things about flying the unfriendly skies

Few things are bound to get your panties in a bunch more than paying your arm and leg to go travelling with a couple hundred of the most annoying strangers you've never met. Flying. A necessary evil to get from point A to point B, and we've highlighted every dumb thing about it.

The emotional agony kicks in the moment you log on to Orbitz to book that vacation or business trip — the exorbitant fares and senseless fees. Oh, and you haven't even left yet! We haven't yet gotten to the painfully slow boarders, the overly feisty flight attendants and the unpredictable occurrences like flight delays and horrid row mates. Read it, relate to it, laugh at it, and then find an underrated alternate means of travel. Like a train or giant boat.