This is the debut of a new feature that we'll call fantasy Friday. Each week we'll select a topic and four people will partake in a fantasy draft to assemble the best array of talent available.
This week, we went with attractive women, or hot girls, if you will. The participants are Ryan Smith, a former sports writer with the Burlington County Times who now does public relations work in New York; Ryan Lawrence, who covers the Phillies for the Delaware County Times and various other papers in the city; Mark Schiele, a copy editor with the Bucks County Courier Times; and Bill Kenny, a writer with the Northeast Times in Philadelphia.
Yes, we've got quite a crew.
Here is a look at each team. Like all fantasy drafts, this was a wraparound format. After each team, I'll give my thoughts and I'll close with the rankings.
Ryan Smith
1. Beyonce
2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Mila Kunis
4. Kim Kardashian
5. Eliza Dushku
6. Christina Hendricks
7. Mary Louise-Parker
8. Isla Fisher
9. Jennifer Love Hewitt
10. Stacey Dash
Beyonce was the first pick overall and a solid selection, although the Single Ladies song is awful. Kunis is very hot and is the voice of Meg Griffin on "Family Guy." Kardashian is hot in a trashy kind of way. Louise-Parker is very underrated, Fisher probably should have been a top three pick and Jennifer Love Hewitt is beyond hot. Spectacular draft, Mr. Smith!
Ryan Lawrence
1. Kate Upton
2. Julianne Hough
3. Blake Lively
4. Rachel McAdams
5. Minka Kelly
6. Adriana Lima
7. Miranda Kerr
8. Kate Beckinsale
9. Keira Knightley
10. Katrina Bowden
Ryan Lawrence went heavy on swimsuit models and since I'm not much of a swimmer, I had to google most of them. Kate Upton is very hot, but she's never been on one of my favorite cartoons, Hough is gorgeous, but on a show I never watch. McAdams is the most beautiful woman in the world...except for my wife of course. The rest of the girls are good, but Kate Beckinsale should have been an unrestricted free agent at the end of the entry draft. Other than that, Ryan did himself well.
Mark Schiele
1. Katy Perry
2. Brooklyn Decker
3. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
4. Megan Fox
5. Zoe Saldana
6. Amy Adams
7. Rihanna
8. Olivia Munn
9. Natalie Portman
10. Jessica Alba
Schiele had a better first two run than anyone in the game. Katy Perry isn't as popular as she was last year, but she's still as hot. Decker has first-round potential. I never heard of Amy Adams before last night, but I think I might rent every one of her movies this weekend. Rihanna is insanely hot, but her music is insanely bad. Jessica Alba as a 10th round selection was highway robbery.
Bill Kenny
1. Beth Ostrosky Stern
2. Erin Andrews
3. Marisa Miller
4. Lindsey Vonn
5. Rose McGowan
6. Lindsay Lohan
7. Salma Hayak
8. Fergie
9. Ana Beatriz Barros
10. Danica Patrick
Bill had a good draft, but he lacked a strong start. His first round pick is older than I am and if Beth Ostrosky Stern is the fourth hottest woman in the world, I want to move. Erin Andrews is also weak and when you draft a Marilyn Manson castoff with your fifth pick, you're reaching. But in the bottom half of the draft, BK caught fire. Lohan, when on her game, is as hot as anyone in the world. Hayak is on the downside of her career, but can still produce, Fergie is a stunner and Danica Patrick is a top-notch selection. If you look at the draft upside down, he did well.
The skinny: Kenny takes fourth. Too many reaches. The top three are almost too close to call. But this isn't old school NHL, we break ties baby. As much as it pains me to put Rachel McAdams on the third place team, I have to do it. From my view, Kate Beckinsale was a reach and if we weren't judging faces, Adriana Lima would have been a smart pick. But from the Adams apple up, she's not a Top 40 chick. That leaves us with a championship match of Smith vs. Schiele. We at hot girl central are going with Smith. They're pretty equal, so I took the hottest three from one team against the hottest three from the other. That left me with Beyonce, Mila Kunis and Isla Fisher against Katy Perry, Amy Adams and Rihanna. Again, very close, but Kunis and Fisher get the nod. Therefore, Smith is our champion.
I'd like to point out, I'm upset that Elisha Cuthbert was not drafted. Sorry!
Also, next week, we will have the fantasy draft of the top professional wrestlers. As Mean Gene would say, don'tcha dare miss it! And before you call me a pig, in two weeks, we'll have a hot guy fantasy draft, where four lucky ladies will pick.
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